Laughter. It's something that we all enjoy. Rudeness. It's something that we all hate.

The One Slap Rule, New Rules for a Happier Society, is both thought-provoking and hilarious. In a world full of rudeness and aloofness, The One Slap Rule offers grand solutions that may cause snickers and loud belly laughs. Have you ever imagined slapping some sense into that obnoxious, inconsiderate jerk in your life? Have you ever wished that there was a great way to teach some badly needed manners right on the spot, without penalty? A One Slap society is certainly based in fantasy, but it is a blast to imagine.

The One Slap Rule addresses the irritants and the rudeness in our society with humor, wit, and humanity; things that we can all appreciate. Enter the One Slap Society and let your imagination run wild with slaps, smirks, and some good doses of reality. Let's have a ball!

The following manuscript is based on actual events that have taken place over many a year with me. Sharing my little moments in time and learning to laugh at one’s self is the best medicine or antidote life can offer. “God lives in The Toilet” is strictly a metaphor to finding a moment’s piece of mind. One day at a time or moment, as I say, can make the difference to us all. I hope you enjoy and laugh from constipation to learning to live all over again with my white fantasy family. You’re in for a good ride my friends. Hang on it’s gonna get bumpy. Keep in mind that my dialect is part of my style of writing, it brings flavor to the stories. Enjoy a moment’s piece. Okay, maybe more like a roll on the floor with me as I take you into my bathroom and share the Good News. “God lives in The Toilet” will stand out in the open market from a promotional concept; capturing all ages’ - young and old. Marketing the title is a powerhouse. Grabs one’s imagination, and draws them in. The humor that within leads them down a path of moments in time all can relate to and gives the reader a concept of sharing life and all its embarrassing moments with love and laughter.

I wrote this book with a friend’s husband in mind. You know who you are. You truly are my inspiration for this book and I thank you for being such a douche bag albatross. What an asshole.